We love you. When you are on the couch, We must both be on the couch. Your comfort in these situations is of no concern to us. When you are in the bathroom, we want to be in the bathroom, when you go in the car...are you joking? We absolutely want to be in the car. We don't even think we have to talk about when you are eating dinner, frankly we are not always proud of our behavior when you are eating. When it was just me I could be a little lazier about my begging but when you brought another "mans best friend" into the house - all bets were off. Same amount of food - two dogs and one of them from a shelter. Come on, even you could see I needed to step it up.
Here is something else you need to know. When that doorbell rings.....I am never going to stay. I have a visitor. I will, really both of us will greet that visitor with the kind of enthusiasm they deserve. Allergies are of no concern to us and frankly we are not even buying that excuse... Really? I am allergic to nothing, what is this magic that we have that makes you sneeze? Why doesn't it make you sneeze when your mouth is full of something we want. That never happens.
Now that that's out there maybe you will stop making a fool of your self. And yes.... I would like a treat, why do you even ask..smh
